GoodHumans Guidelines:Wear sounproof and underpants

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Wear sounproof and underpants

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Created by: nanna on 2001-04-01 19:37:53
Last modified by: nanna on 2001-04-01 19:44:38

Summary: Soundproof underpants allow you to fart in public places, without disturbing others. Furthermore, they generally restrict the smell, which is great, just be careful when you take them off!

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0 points - I don't wear undies	20 points - My colostomy bag does not let me wear soundproof undies, but I wish I could!	40 points - I only wear them when I go out with friends
60 points - I wear them everywhere	80 points - I sleep with a pair on my head to stop the traffic noise at night!	100 points - I always wear soundproof undies, but I only ever take them off when I need to stink somebody out!