SMILEYS - IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS -- A HUGE & MASSIVE LIST of SMILEYS ---DAVID HARRISON LEVI

ABE LINCOLN =):-)= OR =|:)>
ABOUT SHAKESPEARE 2B|^2B

ALFRED HITCHCOCK {`

ALL MIXED UP :~/
AMAZED :-<>
AMBIVALENT :| OR :-|
ANGEL O:) OR O:-)
ANGRY (:& OR (:-& OR >:-<
ARGH! =:o
ASLEEP |I OR |-I
ASTRONAUT _(D)
ATOMIC BOMB BLAST @==
BABOON := |
BABY BIRD y
BABY CRYING ~:-o

BABY WITH PACIFIER ~:@
BACKWARDS HAT q:) OR q:-)
BAD HAIR DAY #:) OR #:-) OR @:-)
BALD SMILEY (:-)

BANKER :% OR :-%

BASEBALL FAN d:) OR d:-)

BEARD :)= OR :-)=
BED |=---|
BED WITHOUT PILLOW |----|
BEER MUG (_)3

BIG NOSE :^) OR :o)
BIG TEETH :(=) OR :-(=)
BILL CLINTON =:o]
BLABBERMOUTH (:<)
BLACK EYE ?( OR ?-( OR !-|
BLEAHH! |P OR |-P
BLOWING A KISS :{} OR :-{}
BOB HOPE :'O
BORED o OR -o

BOW AND ARROW <----D
BOW TIE :)8 OR :-)8

BRACES :# OR :-#
BROKEN GLASSES %) OR %-)
BROKEN NOSE (:^(

BUMMED OUT :c OR :-c
BUNNY =:~>
BUTTERFLY })i({
CANADIAN FLAG ||+||


CAN'T STOP TALKING :( ) OR :V
CAUGHT FISH ----<;))><
CENSORED :# OR :-#
CENTIPEDE '@;;;;;;.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN C|:-)=
CHEF C=:) OR C=:-)
CHEWING ON A BONE :I OR :-I
CHICKEN 8^
CINDY CRAWFORD :-.)
CLARK GABLE }:-{|
CLOWN <@:0) OR @<):o) OR 8*)
CLOWNING AROUND :*) OR :-*)
COMFORTABLE BED |o---|
CONE HEAD <:-)
CONFUSION :Q OR :-Q
CORPORATE GUY ;-)}

COW 3:-0 OR 3:(:))
COW (GRAZING) 3:@~
COW (HAPPY) ]:(:))
COW (SAD) ]:(:)(
COWBOY C):-)


CROSS EYED >%-)
CRYING :'( OR :'-(
CRYING FOR JOY :') OR :'-)
CRYING SADLY :'( OR :'-(
CUP OF TEA/COFFEE _/7

CYCLOPS O-) OR <#

D'ARTAGNAN =:o{=
DAFFY DUCK {:<>
DAN QUAYLE @=)
DARTH VADER (8<|
DAVID LETTERMAN :-B
DEAD X( OR X-(
DEAD FISH <+))><
DELICIOUS :9 OR :-9
DENTIST :-L]
DEVIL >:-)~ OR >:) OR >:->
DEVILISH <:> OR <:->
DEVILISH WINK ;> OR ;->
DIAMOND RING [>O
DISAPPOINTED :e OR :-e
DISGUSTED :| OR :-|
DISGUSTED
STICK OUT TONGUE :P OR :-P
DOLLY PARTON :-)B
DONALD TRUMP :$)
DON KING ====:-)
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY :-s
DON'T TELL ANYONE :-#
DOUBLE HAMBURGER (|0|0|)
DOZEN ROSES 12x@>--->---
DROOL :SS OR :-SS OR ;-<>
DROOLING :B OR :-B OR :B...
DRUNK :*)
DUCK {:V OR (:<>
DUNCE <:| OR <:-| OR <:)-
EEEK! <:O OR <:-O
E-MAIL MESSAGE |( OR |-(
ELECTRIC GUITAR I"I===={)~}
ELTON JOHN ?8-o
ELVIS ~: OR ~:- OR @;^[)
EMBARASSED :-$
EXHAUSTED :6 OR :-6
FAT SMILEY :-()=0
FISH <:))>< OR ><>
FISH LIPS ~:()
FISHY MESSAGE (O-<
FLAMING MESSAGE ~=
FOLLOWS A REALLY
SARCASTIC REMARK :O~ OR :->
FOOTBALL ()
FOOT IN MOUTH :! OR :-!
FORK 3---
FORMAL MESSAGE (:K- OR (:-K-


FRENCH KISS :-@ OR :-)~~(-: OR :-)~~~~
FROG B|
FROG CATCHING A FLY :]~~~~~~*
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN *<(:') OR (:>]( )( )
FROWN :( OR :-(
FULL GLASS ~/
FUR HAT #:) OR #:-)
GEORGE BUSH |://

GLASS _/
GLASSES 8) OR 8-)
GOATEE :-{>
GORILLA 8] OR 8-]
GRADUATION CAP K:-)
GROAN :/ OR :-/
GROUCHO MARX }B-i

GUY WITH A TURBAN @:-)
HAMBURGER (|0|)
HANDSHAKE ||*
HANDSHAKE OFFERED ||*(
HANDSHAKE ACCEPTED ||*)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN (^-^)
HAPPY - SMILING :) OR :-)
HAPPY FISH >`)))>><

HAS A COLD :~) OR :-~) OR :-SS)
HAS TWO NOSES :=)
HAT SALESPERSON <<<<(:) OR <<<<(:-)
HAVE EYES FOR YOU B-}
HEARTBREAKING
MESSAGE (:-...
HELMET (|:-)
HIGH 5 ^5
HIT BY A BASEBALL BAT !*|:-()

HOSEHEAD =:) OR =:-)
HUG []
HUG AND A KISS {*}
HUG AND KISSES (( )):**
HUG FOR A
SPECIFIC PERSON [[PERSON'S INITIALS OR NAME]]
HUNG OVER % OR %-
ILL (:$ OR (:-$
IMAGINATIVE !:-)
INCOHERENT S OR :-S
INDIAN _:^)
INDIFFERENT :| OR :-| OR :-I
INNER BELLY BUTTON :-).
JIMMY CARTER :(=)
JUST DIED X-(
JUST KIDDING, HINT-HINT ;) OR ;-)
KISS :x OR :-x OR :-*
KISSY FACE |-<>

KNIFE ==---
LATE NIGHT
LAUGHING :D OR :-D
LATE NIGHT
MESSAGE |( OR |-(
LAZY EYED SMILEY ?)
LEER >:> OR >:->
LEFT-HANDED SMILEY (-:
LIAR :-----}
LICKING LIPS :? OR :-? OR :-9
LIPS ARE SEALED :# OR :-#

LITTLE GIRL 8:) OR 8:-)
LOSER L:)
LOSER IN A FIGHT %+{
LOVE/HEART <3
MAGICIAN <*:-)
MAKING THEATRICAL
COMMENTS (: OR (-:

MARILYN MONROE :-.)
MARSHMALLOW (_()
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE <{:)} OR <{:-)}
MICK JAGGER (:-(|)

MIXED UP :/ OR :~/
MONK (:-)>+
MOUSE 3 OR <:3)~~~~
MOUTH FULL :O|
MOUTH OPEN SURPRISED :O OR :-O


MR. T -:) OR -:-)
MUG (_)
MUG OF HOT COFFEE @[_]~~
MUSTACHE :-{)
NERD *8-I
NOSY SMILEY :>)
NO SMOKING :/i
NOT FUNNY :/) OR :-/)
NOT SAYING A WORD :X OR :-X
NUN +<:| OR +<:-|
NURSE ]:) OR ]:-)
OLIVER HARDY d=)
ON FOUR WHEELS
POSSUM (MEDIUM) ~)))'>
POSSUM (LARGE) ~))))'>
PREGNANT :-|8( )-
PREPPY ARGYLE SOCKS ><><
PRETZELS &&&& OR &&&/
PRIEST +:) OR +:-)
PROPELLER KID K:P
PROPELLER HEAD 8-<:)>
PROSTITUTE (FEMALE) $:-} B >
PROSTITUTE (MALE) $:-} : 8-
PUMPKIN (--)
PUNK ROCKER -:) OR -:-)
PURSING LIPS :" OR :-"
PUT YOUR MONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS :$ OR :-$
RASPBERRY
(TONGUE STICKING OUT) :-PPppPPppPP
REALLY HAPPY :-))
REALLY SAD :< OR :-< OR :-((
REALLY UNHAPPY :c OR :-c
RICHARD NIXON :'}
ROBIN HOOD *<|:o)>

ROBOT [:|]

ROSE @>--->--- OR @--)--)(--
RUBBER CHICKEN <&&>

RUNNY NOSE :-~)
SAD FROWN :( OR :-(
SAINT NICHOLAS <<+|:-)}}}>
SARCASTIC :> OR :->
SANTA CLAUS *<|:) OR *<|:-)
SCARED =:-O

SCHIZOPHRENIC #^%&*@$:-)
SCREAMING :@ OR :-@
SCUBA DIVER O) OR O-)
SECRET SMILE (-_-)
SHARK ____/___o/___
SHOCKED :@ OR :-@
SIAMESE TWINS (:|:) OR (-:|:-)
SICK :z OR +o(
SILLY %} OR %-} OR s-]
SKATER q=)-<--<|: OR o{-<]:
SKIN DIVER ..._(:)-o
SLOPPY EATER :-(E
SMILE :) OR :-)
SMILEY BY PICASSO %^>
SMILEY WITH BEARD :)>
SMILEY WITH MUSTACHE
AND BEARD :-{>
SMILEY WITH SUNGLASSES
ON HEAD B-)
SMIRK :l OR :-l
SMOKER :-Q
SMOKING :~I
SMOOCHING LIPS :" OR :-"
SNAIL _@/
SNAKE ~~~~~8}
SNORING ^O
SOS ...---...
SPOON <>---




TROOPER (:=<
STICKING TONGUE OUT :P OR :-P
STOCKBROKER $:-$
STONED &-)
SURPRISE :O OR :-O
SWOLLEN EYED SMILEY i-(
SWORD <;;;;;;;;;;|===0
SYRINGE ---<===|-(
TALK TO ME :]
TALKING OUT BOTH
SIDES OF YOUR MOUTH :8 OR :-8
TELEVISION >[I
THIEF (HANDS UP!) (:>-<
THINKING : OR :-
THIS IS REALLY
DISGUSTING :-s
THUMBS UP ^
TIGHT LIPPED :T OR :-T
TO BE OR NOT TO BE! 2B|^2B
TONGUE-TIED :& OR :-& OR :-X
TONGUE IN
CHEEK COMMENT :J OR :-J

TOTEM POLE #:o:o/:o:o/:o||
TOUPEE {(:-)
TOUPEE WITH MUSTACHE {(:{)
TOUPEE ON A WINDY DAY }(:-(
TURKEY <:>==
UNBELIEVABLE!
(WITH DROPPED JAW) :C OR :-C
UNCLE SAM (=(:->*
UNDECIDED : OR :- OR :-|
UNHAPPY :( OR :-(
UNIBROW |8-) OR ):-) OR |-)
US FLAG **==)

VAMPIRE :[ OR :-[ OR >:[~
VERY HAPPY WITH BIG

VERY SAD :C
VULCAN GREETING \//_
WAFFLE (#)
WALRUS <:=

WARM HUG {}
WARM HUG FOR
A SPECIFIC PERSON {PERSON'S INITIALS}
WARM MULTIPLE HUGS {{{{{{}}}}}}
WAVY HAIR @:) OR @:-)
WEARING A BOWLER C|:) OR C|:-)
WEARING A CAP d:) OR d:-)
WEARING A SKULLCAP (:) OR (:-)

WEARING BRACES :-#/
WEARING HAT SIDEWAYS L:)
WEARING LIPSTICK :-{}
WEARING SUNGLASSES 8-)
WHAT!?! :@ OR :-@
WINK ;) OR ;-)
WINKING ') OR '-) OR !o)
WIZARD <{{{};->~
WRITER ONLY TALKS MONEY $-0
WRITER ONLY WANTS TO
HEAR HIM/HER SELF :-&
WON THE LOTTERY $) OR $-)
YAWNING :O OR :-O OR |O
YELLING :-()
YOU'RE KIDDING (@@)




SPECIAL ABBREVIATIONS

100 NATURE CALLS/PIT STOP
12345 TALK ABOUT SCHOOL
143 I LOVE YOU
2 TO
20 LOCATION
24/7 24 HOURS A DAY / 7 DAYS A WEEK
2MFM TOO MUCH FOR ME
2U2 TO YOU TOO
404 I HAVE NO CLUE
4AYK FOR ALL YOU KNOW
4COL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
4EVR FOREVER
4SALE FOR SALE
4U FOR YOU
73 BEST REGARDS
88 LOVE AND KISSES
? HUH?
?4U QUESTION FOR YOU
*G* GIGGLE OR GRIN
*H* HUG
*K* KISS
*S* SMILE
*T* TICKLE
*W* WINK
*POOF* HAS LEFT THE CHAT
>U SCREW YOU!
/myB KICK MY BOOBS!
=w= WHATEVER
A/S AGE/SEX
A/S/L AGE/SEX/LOCATION
AA ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS OR ADIOS AMIGOS
AAA TRAVEL CLUB
AAAAA AMERICAN ASSOCIATION AGAINST ACRONYM ABUSE
AAMOF AS A MATTER OF FACT
AATK ALWAYS AT THE KEYBOARD
ABFL A BIG FAT LADY
ABT ABOUT
ACK ACKNOWLEDGED OR ACKNOWLEDGE
ADN ANY DAY NOW
ADR ADDRESS
AFAIAA AS FAR AS I AM AWARE
AFAIC AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED
AFAICS AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
AFAICT AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
AFAIK AS FAR AS I KNOW
AFAIR AS FAR AS I RECALL (OR REMEMBER)
AFAIUI AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND IT
AFAYC AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED
AFAYK AS FAR AS YOU KNOW
AFB AWAY FROM BRAIN
AFC AWAY FROM COMPUTER
AFK AWAY FROM KEYBOARD
AFCPS ANY FOOL CAN PLAINLY SEE
AFDA A FEW DAYS AGO
AFDB A FEW DAYS BACK
AFTP ANONYMOUS FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL
AFU ALL FOULED UP
AI AS IF
AIH AS IT HAPPENS
AIIC AS IF I CARE
AIR AS I RECALL (OR REMEMBER)
AIS AS I SAID
AISB AS I SAID BEFORE
AISI AS I SEE IT
AIUI AS I UNDERSTAND IT
AIW AS IT WAS (OR WERE)
AKA ALSO KNOWN AS
ALA AS LONG AS
ALAP AS LATE AS POSSIBLE
ALOL ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD
AMAP AS MANY (OR MUCH) AS POSSIBLE
AMF ADIOS MY FRIEND OR ALL MY FAULT
AML ALL MY LOVE
ANFSCD AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

ASAP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
ASF AND SO FORTH
ASL ASSISTANT SECTION LEADER OR AGE, SEX, LOCATION
ASLP AGE, SEX, LOCATION, PICTURE
ASO AND SO ON
ASOP ASSISTANT SYSTEM OPERATOR
ATB ALL THE BEST
ATC ALL THINGS CONSIDERED
ATM AT THE MOMENT
ATSL ALONG THE SAME LINE
ATTEOAI AND TOLD THE ENTIRE OFFICE ABOUT IT
ATTN ATTENTION
AWA AS WELL AS
AWGTHTGTWTA? ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO GO
THROUGH WITH THIS AGAIN?
AWHFY? ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
AWOL ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE OR AWAY WITHOUT LEAVE
AWOR AT YOUR OWN RISK
AWS AS WE SPEAK
AYBABTU ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
AYCOOYM ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND
AYK AS YOU KNOW
AYMK AS YOU MAY KNOW
AYOR AT YOUR OWN RISK
AYPI? AND YOUR POINT IS?
AYT? ARE YOU THERE?
B/C BECAUSE
B2B BACK TO BACK
B2B BUSINESS TO BUSINESS
B4 BEFORE
B4N BYE FOR NOW
BAC BACK AT COMPUTER
BAG BUSTING A GUT
BAK BACK AT KEYBOARD
BAS BIG ASS SMILE
BBFN BYE BYE FOR NOW
BBIAB BE BACK IN A BIT
BBL BE BACK LATER
BBLBNTSBO... BE BACK LATER BUT NOT TO SOON BECAUSE OF...
BBN BYE BYE NOW
BBR BURNT BEYOND REPAIR
BBS BE BACK SOON OR BULLETIN BOARD SERVICE
BBSL BE BACK SOONER OR LATER
B/C BECAUSE
BC BE COOL
BCnU BE SEEING YOU
BEG BIG EVIL GRIN
B/F BOYFRIEND
BF BOYFRIEND
BFD BIG FREAKING DEAL
BFN BYE FOR NOW
BG BIG GRIN
BIBO BEER IN - BEER OUT
BIF BASIS IN FACT
BION BELIEVE IT OR NOT
BIOYIOP BLOW IT OUT YOUR I/O PORT
BITMT BUT IN THE MEANTIME
BKA BETTER KNOWN AS
BL BELLY LAUGHING
BM BITE ME
BMB BITE MY BUM
BMGWL BUSTING MY GUT WITH LAUGHTER
BMTIPG BRILLIANT MINDS THINK IN PARALLEL GUTTERS
BOB BACK OFF BASTARD
BOHICA BEND OVER, HERE IT COMES AGAIN
BOL BE ON LATER
BOM BITCH OF MINE
BOT BACK ON TOPIC
BRB BATH ROOM BREAK
BRB BE RIGHT BACK
BRBB BE RIGHT BACK BITCH
BRBS BE RIGHT BACK SOON
BRH BE RIGHT HERE
BRS BIG RED SWITCH
BS BIG SURPRISE, BIG SMILE, OR BULL "STUFF"
BSF BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS
BST BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH
BTA BUT THEN AGAIN
BTAIM BE THAT AS IT MAY
BTDT BEEN THERE - DONE THAT
BTOBD BE THERE OR BE DEAD
BTOBS BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
BTW BY THE WAY
BWL BURSTING WITH LAUGHTER
BWQ BUZZ WORD QUOTIENT
BWTHDIK BUT WHAT THE HECK DO I KNOW
BYKT BUT YOU KNEW THAT
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE
BYOH BAT YOU ON HEAD
C SEE OR COOL!
C&G CHUCKLE & GRIN
CAD CTRL-ALT-DELETE
CADET CAN'T ADD - DOESN'T EVEN TRY
CDIWY COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU
CFS CARE FOR SECRET?
CFV CALL FOR VOTES
CFY CALLING FOR YOU
CICO COFFEE IN - COFFEE OUT
CID CRYING IN DISGRACE


CLM CAREER LIMITING MOVE
CM@TW CATCH ME AT THE WEB
CMIIW CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG
CNP CONTINUED IN NEXT POST
CO CONFERENCE
CP CHAT POST
CRAFT CAN'T REMEMBER A FREAKING THING
CRBT CRYING REAL BIG TEARS
CRS CAN'T REMEMBER "STUFF"
CSG CHUCKLE - SNICKER - GRIN
CTS CHANGING THE SUBJECT
CTTOI COME TO THINK OF IT
CU SEE YOU
CU2 SEE YOU TOO
CUAOP CRACKING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE
CUL SEE YOU LATER (also CUL8R)
CWOT COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
CWYL CHAT WITH YOU LATER
CY CALM YOURSELF
CYA COVER YOUR ASS
CYA SEE YA
CYAL8R SEE YA LATER
CYO SEE YOU ONLINE
DBA DOING BUSINESS AS
DCed DISCONNECTED
DFLA DISENHANCED FOUR LETTER ACRONYM
DGA DIGITAL GUARDIAN ANGEL
DGARA DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
DH DEAR HUBBY (also DARLING HUSBAND)
DIIK DAMNED IF I KNOW
DIKU DO I KNOW YOU?
DITYID DID I TELL YOU I'M DISTRESSED
DIY DO IT YOURSELF
DL DOWNLOAD
DL DEAD LINK
DLTBBB DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE
DMI DON'T MENTION IT
DMMGH DON'T MAKE ME GET HOSTILE
DND DO NOT DISTURB
DQMOT DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS
DOM DIRTY OLD MAN
DOS DOZING OFF SOON
DTC DAMN THIS COMPUTER
DTRT DO THE RIGHT THING
DUCT DID YOU SEE THAT?
DUMKUH DOES YOUR MOMMA KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
DWAI DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
DWB DON'T RIGHT BACK
DWIM DO WHAT I MEAN
DWIMC DO WHAT I MEAN CORRECTLY
DWISNWID DO WHAT I SAY NOT WHAT I DO
DYJHIW DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN
DYK DO YOU KNOW
EAK EATING AT KEYBOARD
EDI EASY DOES IT
EDT EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME
EG EVIL GRIN
EIE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
EL EVIL LAUGH
EMFBI EXCUSE ME FOR BUTTING IN
EMFJI EXCUSE ME FOR JUMPING IN
EMSG E-MAIL MESSAGE
EOD END OF DISCUSSION
EOF END OF FILE
EOL END OF LECTURE
EOM END OF MESSAGE
EOT END OF THREAD
EST EASTERN STANDARD TIME
ETLA EXTENDED THREE LETTER ACRONYM
EZDI EASY DOES IT
F FEMALE
F/F FACE-TO-FACE
F2F FACE-TO-FACE
FAQ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION(S)
FAWC FOR ANYONE WHO CARES
FBOW FOR BETTER OR WORSE
FBTW FINE - BE THAT WAY
FC FINGERS CROSSED
FCFS FIRST COME - FIRST SERVED
FCOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
FIFO FIRST IN - FIRST OUT
FISH FIRST IN - STILL HERE
FITB FILL IN THE BLANK
FLA FOUR LETTER ACRONYM
FOAF FRIEND OF A FRIEND
FOC FREE OF CHARGE
FOCL FALLING OFF CHAIR LAUGHING
FOFL FALLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING
FOS FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FOTCL FALLING OFF THE CHAIR LAUGHING
FTASB FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
FTBOMH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
FTF FACE-TO-FACE
FTL FASTER THAN LIGHT
FTR FOR THE RECORD
FTTT FROM TIME TO TIME
FU FOULED UP
FUBAR FOULED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION
FUD FEAR, UNCERTAINTY, AND DOUBT
FURTB FULL UP READY TO BURST
FW FREEWARE
FWIH FROM WHAT I HEAR
FWIW FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
FYA FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
FYE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
FYEO FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
FYI FOR YOUR INFORMATION
G GRIN
G&BIT GRIN & BEAR IT
G2B GOING TO BED
G2G GOT TO GO
G2GGS2D GOT TO GO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
GA GO AHEAD OR GOOD AFTERNOON
GAFIA GET AWAY FROM IT ALL
GAIUH GOD AS I UNDERSTAND HIM
GAL GET A LIFE
GALGAL GIVE A LITTLE GET A LITTLE
GAS GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS
GAYUH GOD AS YOU UNDERSTAND HIM
GBH GREAT BIG HUG
GBH&K GREAT BIG HUG & KISSES
GBR GARBLED BEYOND RECOVERY
GBY GOD BLESS YOU
GD&H GRINNING, DUCKING, AND HIDING
GD&R GRINNING, DUCKING, AND RUNNING
GD&RF GRINNING, DUCKING, AND RUNNING FAST
GD&RVF GRINNING, DUCKING, AND RUNNING VERY FAST
GD&W GRINNING, DUCKING, AND WAVING
GDW GRINNING, DUCKING, AND WAVING
GE GOOD EVENING
GF GIRLFRIEND
GFC GOING FOR COFFEE
GFETE GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR
GFN GONE FOR NOW
GFU GOOD FOR YOU
GG GOOD GAME
GGU2 GOOD GAME YOU TOO
GGP GOTTA GO PEE
GIGO GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT
GIWIST GEE, I WISH I'D SAID THAT
GL GOOD LUCK
GLGH GOOD LUCK AND GOOD HUNTING
GJ GOOD JOB
GM GOOD MORNING, GOOD MOVE, OR GOOD MATCH
GMAB GIVE ME A BREAK
GMAO GIGGLING MY ASS OFF
GMBO GIGGLING MY BUTT OFF
GMTA GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
GN GOOD NIGHT
GOK GOD ONLY KNOWS
GOL GRIN OUT LOUD
GOOMH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GOWI GET ON WITH IT
GPF GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
GR8 GREAT
GR&D GRINNING, RUNNING, AND DUCKING
GT GOOD TRY
GtG GOT TO GO
GTSY GLAD TO SEE YOU
H HUG
H/O HOLD ON
H&K HUG AND KISS
HABU HAVE A BETTER 'UN
HAG1 HAVE A GOOD ONE
HAGD HAVE A GOOD DAY
HAGN HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
HAGS HAVE A GOOD SUMMER
HAGU HAVE A GOOD 'UN
HAHA HAVING A HEART ATTACK
HAK HUG AND KISS
HAND HAVE A NICE DAY
HB HUG BACK OR HURRY BACK
HDYWTDT HOW DO YOU WORK THIS DAMNED THING
HF HAVE FUN
HH HOLDING HANDS
HHIS HANGING HEAD IN SHAME
HHJK HA! HA! JUST KIDDING
HHOJ HA! HA! ONLY JOKING
HHOK HA! HA! ONLY KIDDING
HHOS HA! HA! ONLY SERIOUSLY
HIG HOW'S IT GOING?
HIH HOPE IT HELPS
HILIACACLO HELP! I'VE LAPSED INTO A COMA AND CAN'T LOG OFF
HIWTH HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
HLM HE LOVES ME
HMS HOME MADE SMILEY OR HANGING MYSELF
HMT HERE'S MY TRY
HMWK HOMEWORK
HNIDWTGP HECK NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO PRIVATE
HOAS HOLD ON A SECOND
HOYEW HANGING ON YOUR EVERY WORD
HP HIGHER POWER
HSIK HOW SHOULD I KNOW
HT HI THERE
HTH HOPE THAT HELPS
HTHBE HOPE THIS HAS BEEN ENLIGHTENING
HUGZ HUGS
HULMB HATE YOU LIKE MY BROTHER
HULMS HATE YOU LIKE MY SISTER
HYLMB HATE YOU LIKE MY BROTHER
HYLMS HATE YOU LIKE MY SISTER
IAAA I AM AN ACCOUNTANT
IAAL I AM A LAWYER
IAC IN ANY CASE
IAE IN ANY EVENT
IAG IT'S ALL GOOD OR I AM GAY
IAGW IN A GOOD WAY
IAIM IN AN IRISH MINUTE
IANA I AM NOT A...
IANAA I AM NOT AN ACCOUNTANT
IANAL I AM NOT A LAWYER
IAT I AM TIRED
IBN I'M BUCKED NAKED
IC I SEE
ICBW I COULD BE WRONG
ICOCBW I COULD OF COURSE BE WRONG
ICQ I SEEK YOU
ICYDK IN CASE YOU DON'T/DIDN'T KNOW
IDC I DON'T CARE
IDGARA I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
IDGI I DON'T GET IT
IDI I DOUBT IT
IDK I DON'T KNOW
IDTT I'LL DRINK TO THAT!
IFVB I FEEL VERY BAD
IGP I'VE GOTTA PEE
IGTP I GET THE POINT
IHNO I HAVE NO OPINION
IHU I HATE YOU
IHY I HATE YOU
II I'M IMPRESSED
IIT I'M IMPRESSED TOO
IIR IF I RECALL
IIRC IF I RECALL CORRECTLY
IJWTK I JUST WANT TO KNOW
IJWTS I JUST WANT TO SAY
IK I KNOW
IKWUM I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
IKYN I KID YOU NOT
ILBCNU I'LL BE SEEING YOU
ILU I LOVE YOU
ILY I LOVE YOU
ILYFAE I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
IM INSTANT MESSAGE
IMAO IN MY ARROGANT OPINION
IMBO IN MY BLOODY OPINION
IMCO IN MY CONSIDERED OPINION
IME IN MY EXPERIENCE
IMFAO IN MY FREAKING ARROGANT OPINION
IMHO IN MY HUMBLE OPINION
IMNSHO IN MY NOT-SO-HUMBLE OPINION
IMO IN MY OPINION
IMOBO IN MY OWN BIASED OPINION
IMPOV IN MY POINT OF VIEW
INAL I'M NOT A LAWYER
IMO IN MY OPINION
IMP I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
IMS I'M SORRY
IMS IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
INPO IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
IOIT I'M ON IRISH TIME
IOW IN OTHER WORDS
IRC INTERNET RELAY CHAT
IRL IN REAL LIFE
IRMFI I REPLY MERELY FOR INFORMATION
IRSTBO IT REALLY SUCKS THE BIG ONE
IS I'M SORRY
ISTM IT SEEMS TO ME
ISTR I SEEM TO RECALL
ISWYM I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
ITFA IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS
ITIGBS I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK
ITRO IN THE REALITY OF
ITRW IN THE REAL WORLD
ITSFWI IF THE SHOE FITS - WEAR IT
IVL IN VIRTUAL LIFE
IWALU I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
IWBNI IT WOULD BE NICE IF
IYKWIM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
IYKWIMAITYD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
IYSWIM IF YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN
J4G JUST FOR GRINS
J/K JUST KIDDING
J/P JUST PLAYING
JAM JUST A MINUTE
JAS JUST A SECOND
JASE JUST ANOTHER SYSTEM ERROR

JFT JUST FOR TODAY
JIC JUST IN CASE
JJWY JUST JOKING WITH YOU
JK JUST KIDDING
JMHO JUST MY HUMBLE OPINION
JMO JUST MY OPINION
JP JUST PLAYING
JT JUST TEASING
JTLYK JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
JW JUST WONDERING
K OKAY OR KISS
KB KISS BACK
KBD KEYBOARD
KCB KEEP COMING BACK
KEWL COOL
KHYF KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
KISS KEEP IT SIMPLE SISTER OR KEEP IT SWEETLY SIMPLE
KIS(S) KEEP IT SIMPLE (STUPID)
KIT KEEP IN TOUCH
KMA KISS MY ASS
KMB KISS MY BUTT
KMYF KISS ME YOU FOOL
KOTC KISS ON THE CHEEK
KOTL KISS ON THE LIPS
KUTGW KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
KWIM KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
L LAUGH
L8R LATER
L8R G8R LATER 'GATOR
LAB LIFE'S A BITCH
LAFS LOVE AT FIRST SITE
LBR LITTLE BOY'S ROOM
LCW LOUD, CONFIDENT, AND WRONG
LD LONG DISTANCE
LGR LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM
LHM LORD HELP ME!
LHO LAUGHING HEAD OFF
LHU LORD HELP US!
LJBF LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
LL&P LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
LLTA LOTS AND LOTS OF THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
LMA LEAVE ME ALONE
LMABO LAUGHING MY ASS BACK ON
LMAO LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
LMBO LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF
LMFAO LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF
LMHO LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF
LMK LET ME KNOW
LMSO LAUGHING MY SOCKS OFF
LNK LOVE AND KISSES
LOL LAUGHING OUT LOUD, LOTS OF LUCK, OR LOTS OF LOVE
LOLA LAUGHING OUT LOUD AGAIN
LOML LIGHT OF MY LIFE OR LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOMLILY LIGHT OF MY LIFE - I LOVE YOU
LOOL LAUGHING OUTRAGEOUSLY OUT LOUD
LSHIPMP LAUGHING SO HARD I PISSED MY PANTS
LSHMBB LAUGHING SO HARD MY BELLY BOUNCES
LSHMBH LAUGHING SO HARD MY BELLY HURTS
LTNS LONG TIME NO SEE
LTR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
LTS LAUGHING TO SELF
LULAB LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER
LULAS LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER
LUWAMH LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART
LWR LAUNCH WHEN READY
LY LOVE YA
LY4E LOVE YOU FOREVER
LYK LET YOU KNOW
LYL LOVE YA LOTS
LYLAB LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER
LYLAS LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER
M MALE
M8 MATE
MB MAYBE
MEGO MY EYES GLAZE OVER
MGB MAY GOD BLESS
MHOTY MY HAT'S OFF TO YOU
MIMHATM MUSIC IN MY HEAD AT THE MOMENT
MITINTK MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW
MOMPL ONE MOMENT PLEASE
MORF MALE OR FEMALE
MOTAS MEMBER OF THE APPROPRIATE SEX
MOTOS MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
MOTSS MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
MOTD MESSAGE OF THE DAY
MSG MESSAGE
MTBF MEAN TIME BEFORE FAILURE
MTF MORE TO FOLLOW
MTFBWY MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
MYOB MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
N IN
N1 NICE ONE
N2M NOT TOO MUCH
N/A NOT ACCEPTABLE
N/C NOT COOL
NADT NOT A DARN THING
NBIF NO BASIS IN FACT
NDA NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT
NDG NO DAMN GOOD
NE1 ANYONE
NETUA NOBODY EVER TELLS US ANYTHING
NFI NO FREAKING IDEA
NG NICE GUY/GAL
NL NOT LIKELY
N/M NEVER MIND OR NOTHING MUCH
NM NEVER MIND OR NOTHING MUCH
NMH NOT MUCH HERE
NMJC NOTHING MUCH - JUST CHILLIN'
NOM NO OFFENSE MEANT
NOTTOMH NOT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
NOYB NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
NOYFB NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS
NP NO PROBLEM
NRN NO RESPONSE (OR REPLY) NECESSARY
N/S NO "STUFF"
NT NICE TRY
NTA NON-TECHNICAL ACRONYM
NTK NICE TO KNOW
NTYMI NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
NVM NEVER MIND
OBTW OH, BY THE WAY
ODAAT ONE DAY AT A TIME
OF ON FIRE
OFIS ON FLOOR IN STITCHES
OHDH OLD HABITS DIE HARD
OIC OH, I SEE!
OK ABBREVIATION OF OIL KORRECT (OKAY)
OL OLD LADY (GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE)
OM OLD MAN (BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND)
OMG OH MY GOD, GOSH, OR GOODNESS!
ONNA OH NO, NOT AGAIN
ONNTA OH NO, NOT THIS AGAIN
OOC OUT OF CURIOSITY OR OUT OF CHARACTER
OOF OUT OF OFFICE
OOI OUT OF INTEREST
OOO OUT OF ORDER
OS OPERATING SYSTEM
OT OFF TOPIC
OTF ON THE FLOOR (LAUGHING)
OTL OUT TO LUNCH
OTOH ON THE OTHER HAND
OTTOMH OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
OWC OH, WE SEE!
PAW PARENTS ARE WATCHING
PC PERSONAL COMPUTER OR POLITICALLY CORRECT
PD PUBLIC DOMAIN
PDA PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION
PDS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT
PEBCAK PROBLEM EXISTS BETWEEN CHAIR AND KEYBOARD
PIC POLITICALLY INCORRECT
PITA PAIN IN THE ASS
PLS PLEASE
PLZ PLEASE
PM PRIVATE MESSAGE
PMFBI PARDON ME FOR BUTTING IN
PMFJI PARDON ME FOR JUMPING IN
PMJI PARDON ME - JUMPING IN
PMP PEED MY PANTS
PNCAH PLEASE NO CUSSING ALLOWED HERE
POAHF PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
POEFTS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS EXPLANATION FOR THE SLOW
POOF I HAVE LEFT THE CHAT
POS PARENTS OVER SHOULDER
POTB PATS ON THE BACK
POV POINT OF VIEW
PPL PEOPLE
PS POST SCRIPT
PSA PUBLIC SHOW OF AFFECTION
PTMM PLEASE TELL ME MORE
PTUM PLEASE TELL US MORE
Q4U QUESTION FOR YOU
QL QUIT LAUGHING
QS QUIT SCROLLING
QSL REPLY
QSO CONVERSATION
QT CUTIE
RBAY RIGHT BACK AT YA
RCed RECONNECTED
RE REGARDING OR HI AGAIN
REHI HI AGAIN
RFI REQUEST FOR INFORMATION
RI ROMANTIC INTEREST
RL REAL LIFE
ROFL ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING
ROFLAPMP ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING AND PEED MY PANTS
ROFLMAO ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
ROFLOLAY ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT YOU
ROFLUTS ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING - UNABLE TO SPEAK
ROTFL ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
RP ROMANTIC PARTNER
RSN REAL SOON NOW
RT REAL TIME
RTF READ THE FAQ
RTFM READ THE FREAKING MANUAL
RTSM READ THE STUPID MANUAL
RUTTM ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
RVD REALLY VERY DUMB
S2R SEND TO RECEIVE
SAMAGAL STOP ANNOYING ME AND GET A LIFE
SCNR SORRY, COULD NOT RESIST
SETE SMILING EAR-TO-EAR
SF SCIENCE FICTION
SFLA STUPID FOUR LETTER ACRONYM
SH SO HOT OR SAME HERE
SHICPMP SO HAPPY I COULD PISS MY PANTS
SHID SLAPS HEAD IN DISGUST
SHMILY SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
SIM SHOOT - IT'S MONDAY
SITD STILL IN THE DARK
SITWB SORRY, IN THE WRONG BOX
SMAIM SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSSAGE
SNAFU SITUATION NORMAL - ALL FOULED UP
SO SIGNIFICANT OTHER
SOHF SENSE OF HUMOR FAILURE
SOMY SICK OF ME YET?
SOT SHORT OF TIME
SOTMG SHORT OF TIME - MUST GO
SPAM STUPID PERSON'S ADVERTISEMENT
SRY SORRY
SSDD SAME "STUFF" - DIFFERENT DAY
STBY SUCKS TO BE YOU
STW SEARCH THE WEB
SU SHUT UP
SUAKM SHUT UP AND KISS ME
SWAK SEALED WITH A KISS
SWALK SEALED WITH A LOVING KISS
SWL SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER
SYS SEE YOU SOON
SYSOP SYSTEM OPERATOR
SYT SWEET YOUNG THING
TA THANKS AGAIN
TAFN THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
TAS TAKING A SHOWER
TBG TO BOLDLY GO
TCO TAKEN CARE OF
TCOY TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
TGIF THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
THTH TOO HOT TO HANDLE
THX THANKS
TIA THANKS IN ADVANCE
TIC TONGUE IN CHEEK
TIIC THE IDIOTS IN CHARGE
TILII TELL IT LIKE IT IS
TJM THAT'S JUST ME
TLA THREE LETTER ACRONYM
TMA TAKE MY ADVICE
TMI TOO MUCH INFORMATION
TNSTAAFL THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH
TNT 'TIL NEXT TIME
TNTL TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
TNX THANKS
TOH TO OTHER HALF
TOY THINKING OF YOU
TPTB THE POWERS THAT BE
TS TOUGH "STUFF"
TSDMC TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS
TT2T TOO TIRED TO TALK
TTBOMK TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE
TTFN TA-TA FOR NOW
TTKSF TRYING TO KEEP STRAIGHT FACE
TTT THOUGHT THAT TOO
TTUL TALK TO YOU LATER
TTYL TALK TO YOU LATER
TTYLMF TALK TO YOU LATER MY FRIEND
TU THANK YOU
TVM THANKS VERY MUCH
TWIMC TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
TWMA TILL WE MEET AGAIN
TX THANKS
TY THANK YOU
TYVM THANK YOU VERY MUCH
U YOU
U2 YOU TOO
UAPITA YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS
UR YOUR
URAQT YOU'RE A CUTIE!
UW YOU'RE WELCOME
VBG VERY BIG GRIN
VBS VERY BIG SMILE
VEG VERY EVIL GRIN
VSF VERY SAD FACE
VWD VERY WELL DONE
W8 WAIT
W8AM WAIT A MINUTE
W/ WITH
W/B WRITE BACK
W/E WHATEVER
W/O WITHOUT
WAD WITHOUT A DOUBT
WAY WHO ARE YOU?
WAYD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WB WELCOME BACK
WBS WRITE BACK SOON
WD WELL DONE
WDHLM WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME?
WDSLM WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME?
WDUGU WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP?
WE WHATEVER
WEG WICKED EVIL GRIN
WFM WORKS FOR ME
WNDITWB WE NEVER DID IT THIS WAY BEFORE
WNOHGB WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
WP WRONG PERSON
WRT WITH RESPECT TO
WTG WAY TO GO
WTGP WANT TO GO PRIVATE?
WTH WHAT OR WHO THE HECK?
WTMI WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION
WTTM WITHOUT THINKING TOO MUCH
WU WHAT'S UP?
WUD WHAT'S UP DOG?
WUF WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
WUWT WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
WYMM WILL YOU MARRY ME?
WYSIWYG WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
WYGIWYPF WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU PAY FOR
WYWH WISH YOU WERE HERE
XM EXCUSE ME
XME EXCUUUUUUSE ME
XO HUGS, KISSES
XTLA EXTENDED THREE LETTER ACRONYM
Y WHY?
Y2K YOU'RE TOO KIND
YAA YET ANOTHER ACRONYM
YATB YOU ARE THE BEST!
YBS YOU'LL BE SORRY!
YG YOUNG GENTLEMAN
YHBBYBD YOU'D HAVE BETTER BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR
YIU YES, I UNDERSTAND
YIWGP YES, I WILL GO PRIVATE
YL YOUNG LADY OR YOU'LL LIVE
YM YOU MISPELLED, YOU MEAN, OR YOUNG MAN
YMMD YOU'VE MADE MY DAY
YMMV YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
YVW YOU'RE VERY WELCOME
YW YOU'RE WELCOME
YWIA YOU'RE WELCOME IN ADVANCE
YWTHM YOU WANT TO HUG ME
YWTKM YOU WANT TO KISS ME
YWTLM YOU WANT TO LOVE ME
YOYO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
YY4U TWO WISE FOR YOU
ZA ZERO ADMINISTRATION
ZZZ SLEEPING, BORED, OR TIRED


EXPRESSIONS

<arching eyebrows>
<chuckle>
<frown>
<G> GRIN
<grin>
<GRIN> BIG GRIN
<J> JOKING
<L> LAUGHING
<ROTFL> ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
<S> SMILE
<smile>
<smirk>
<wink>
<Y> YAWNING


ROMAN NUMERALS

0001 = I
0002 = II
0003 = III
0004 = IV
0005 = V
0006 = VI
0007 = VII
0008 = VIII
0009 = IX

0010 = X
0020 = XX
0030 = XXX
0040 = XL
0050 = L
0060 = LX
0070 = LXX
0080 = LXXX
0090 = XC

0100 = C
0200 = CC
0300 = CCC
0400 = CD
0500 = D
0600 = DC
0700 = DCC
0800 = DCCC
0900 = CM

1000 = M
2000 = MM
3000 = MMM
4000 = MMMM
5000 = MMMMM