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A
Sound as a Bell: A. Clanger(p)
My Boring Career: A. Driller(p)
Dull Pain: A. King(A)
The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom(p)
Drink No More!: A. A. Member (JG)
Ouch!: A. B. Stung
Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey (JG)
In Year One: A. D. Calendar (JG)
Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You
Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert (JG)
Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella (JG)
Morning Radio: A. M. Effem (JG)
Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye (JG)
Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy (JG)
Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball (JG)
The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold (JG)
How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere (JG)
Bird Brains: A. V. Airy (JG)
Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott (JG)
Summer in the South: A. Z. Hot-Humid (JG)
One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday (JG)
Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra (JG)
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo (JG)
Drafted!: Abel Boddeed (JG)
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin(a)
Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation (JG)
I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety (JG)
Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum(o)
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway (JG)
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
Cry Wolf: Al Armist(6)
Sea Birds: Al Batross(6)
Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer (JG)
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky (JG)
Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything (JG)
It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco(6)
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights (JG)
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money(6)
Land of Plenty: Alison Ann Moore(s)
Is that it?: Annie Moore(A)
Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland (JG)
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
I Love You!: Alma Hart
Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money (JG)
Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwith(z)
Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin(e)
Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance (JG)
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer (JG)
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover(4)
Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust (JG)
The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty (JG)
The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx (JG)
Unemployed: Anita Job(b)
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick(6)
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak(n)
Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax(3)
Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion(8)
Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia (JG)
I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer
Robots: Anne Droid
Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain (f)
Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work (JG)
Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome (JG)
Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnie(s)
May Flowers: April Showers
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
Modern Music: Arun Bee (C)
The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie(i)
Misunderstood: Art Tistic (JG)
It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul (C)
The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymore(u)
Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis (JG)
Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Choke(p)
Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner(l)
Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannie(s)
How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum (JG)
What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluk(u)
The Paper Route: Avery Daye (JG)
Car Repairs: Axel Grease (JG)

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B
How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman(p)
Red Vegetables: B. Troot(6)
Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree (JG)
Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn (JG)
Prehistoric Finds: B. C. Calendar (JG)
Training for the Olympics: B. D. Best (JG)
The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers (JG)
Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee (JG)
The Bedpan Patrol: B. M. Routine (JG)
Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time (JG)
Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem (JG)
The Art of Trading: B. R. Gain (C)
How to Lie and Get Away With It: B. S. Artist (JG)
Handbook of Great Art: B. U. Teeful (JG)
How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant (JG)
Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer (JG)
Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep (JG)
Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue (JG)
We Won 20-1!: Barry Um (JG)
Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender (JG)
The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee (JG)
Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve (JG)
Archery: Beau N. Arrow(b)
Ringing Wet: Belinda Water(A)
Rich People: Belle Yenere(i)
Good Works: Ben Evolent(6)
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv (JG)
Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes (JG)
Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding
Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold(k)
House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme(6)
Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples (JG)
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox (JG)
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons (JG)
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System (JG)
The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner (JG)
Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt (JG)
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C
Nitpicker's Guide to Star Trek: C. A. Flaw (JG)
That's a Ten-Four, Good Buddy: C. B. Radio (JG)
Rock Music of the 60's: C. C. Rider (JG)
Naval Recruitment Slogans: C. D. World (JG)
Look, Up In The Sky!: C. H. Etplane (JG)
Perfect Agreement: C. I. Tu'Ai (JG)
The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress (JG)
Marine Mammal Communication: C. L. Barking
The Dog Track: C. M. Run (JG)
XYZ: C. My Willie(q)
The Coast Is Clear: C. N. Eebuddy (JG)
Causing the Greenhouse Effect: C. O. Too (JG)
Lifesaving Techniques: C. P. Arr (JG)
Echinoderms: C. Q. Cumber and C. Lily(w)
The Strip Joint: C. R. Boddies (JG)
The Nerd: C. S. Major (JG)
Toodleeoo, Dear: C. U. Soon (JG)
Superman's Vision: C. X. Rayz (JG)
The End That Justifies the Means: C. Y. Eyedidit (JG)
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns(m)
French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert
The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann (JG)
Feelings: Cara Lott (JG)
Too Drunk to Walk: Carrie Mee-Ohm(A)
Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee(B)
Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm (JG)
Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit (A)
Meat Eaters: Carney Vore (JG)
Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn (JG)
Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic (JG)
Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit (JG)
We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better(I)
Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful
Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish (JG)
Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
Sofa so Good: Chester Field
Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt(l)
The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe (JG)
Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon(A)
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast (JG)
Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool (JG)
I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant (JG)
Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett (JG)
Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper (JG)
Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa
The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
House Plants: Clay Potts (JG)
Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver (JG)
Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus (JG)
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn(l)
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies(l)
The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga (JG)
East Coast Universities: Cora Nell(l)
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball (JG)
Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod (JG)
Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis (JG)
Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone (A)

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D
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss (JG)
The Senator: D. C. Resident (JG)
Banned Pesticides: D. D. Tee
I Swing for the Pitcher: D. H. Batter
What I Dance To: D. J. Music
Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky
The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer
Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way
I Scream, You Scream...: D. Q. Restaurant (JG)
The Drawbacks of Strong Drink: D. T. Sufferer (JG)
I Got a New Car: D. U. Care
How Sweet It Is: D. X. Stacy (JG)
I Keep Falling Down: D. Z. Person
We're All Flakes: Dan Druff (JG)
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud (JG)
Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue (JG)
Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder(A)
Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp (JG)
A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel (JG)
Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger (JG)
The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized (C)
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember (JG)
Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side(A)
Racketeering: Dennis Court
Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs (A)
Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary(3)
Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
Fistfights: Donny Brooke (JG)
Come on in!: Doris Open
Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves (JG)
En Garde!: Drew Blood (JG)
Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade (JG)
I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts
Housework: Dustin Cook(n)
Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe (JG)
Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out

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E
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo
Hard Cheese!: E. Dam (A)
How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit (JG)
Circuit Analysis: E. E. Major (JG)
Amazing Alphabet!: E. F. Gee
Old Macdonald's Farm: E. I. Eeyioh (JG)
Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse
Science Fiction Stories: E. T. Fonehome (JG)
How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money (JG)
Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff (A)
And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum(x)
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt (JG)
How to Draw: Ellis Strait(n)
Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket (JG)
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid (JG)
Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth (JG)
Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living (JG)
I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction (JG)
Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate(A)
Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady (JG)

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F
Investigating Optometrists: F. B. Eye
Easy Listening: F. M. Radio (JG)
Put Some Fizz Back In Your Life: F. R. Vessant (JG)
Clever Replies: F. U. Two
100 Pounds: F. V. Load
Animal Scents: Farrah Mones (JG)
Look Younger: Fay Slift (JG)
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist (JG)
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar (JG)
French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
To be Honest: Frank Lee(a)
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion(2)
The Great Escape: Freida Convict

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G
Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
Bringing Good Things To Life: G. E. Appliances (JG)
College for Soldiers: G. I. Bill (JG)
Lousy American Cars: G. M. Clunker
Republican Eliminations: G. O. Pee
On The Cover: G. Q. Model (JG)
Come On Mom, Pleeeeease?: G. Y. Nott (JG)
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp
Strong Winds: Gail Force (JG)
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee(A)
Gone With The Wind: George Uh (JG)
Try, Try Again: Getty Trite(s)
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee (JG)
Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile(a)
Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya (JG)
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd (JG)
We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run (A)
The National Science Foundation: Grant Money (JG)
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious (JG)
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial (JG)
Laid Off!: Gwen Home (JG)

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H
Model Train Fanatics: H. O. Scale
The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs (JG)
Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh (JG)
Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle(o)
The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp (JG)
Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards
The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp (JG)
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt (JG)
Gangway!: Hedda Steam (JG)
Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho (JG)
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket
In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer (JG)
Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick(d)
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore (JG)
His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday
Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme (JG)
Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem (JG)
Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood (JG)
Poetry in Baseball: Homer
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
I'm Fine: Howard Yu(2)
Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares
Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss
Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe(a)
Parachuting: Hugo First
Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair(A)

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I
Computer Programming Made Easy: I. B. Emm (JG)
Hazardous Driving: I. C. Rhodes (JG)
I Lost at Hide-And-Seek: I. C. U. Hiding (A)
Well, I Never!: I. D. Claire (JG)
I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Better!: I. H. Tenyears (JG)
How To Talk Good: I. I. Stutter (JG)
Minor Infractions: I. J. Walk (JG)
The Myth of the Mafia: I. L. Killya (JG)
The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board(3)
Loan Sharking Made Easy: I. O. Yew (JG)
An Anthology of Children's Humor: I. P. Dailey (JG)
Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly(m)
Mental Giants: I. Q. Test (JG)
Hand It All Over!: I. R. Ess (JG)
Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel
Fore!: I. T. Off
Contraception: I. U. Dee (JG)
Expensive Universities: I. V. League (JG)
High Stakes Poker Tactics: I. W. Betts (JG)
Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Bugs Beware!: I. X. Terminate
Balancing Act: I. Y. Yerr (JG)
The Garden State: Ida Hoe (JG)
Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt (JG)
I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter (JG)
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
Cloning: Irma Dubble II
What I Took: Irv Erginity (JG)
In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor(l)
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse (JG)
Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet (JG)

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J
Can't Fence Me In!: J. L. Breaker (JG)
A Critique of Ian Fleming: J. M. Spond (JG)
Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder (JG)
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde (JG)
Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch (JG)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap(l)
The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary (JG)
How to Clean Up Birdwatching: Janet Oriole (JG)
Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks(w)
Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows (JG)
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel (JG)
Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick(s)
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg (JG)
The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator (A)
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player (JG)
From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian (JG)
Party On, Dude: Jill Out (JG)
The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium (JG)
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics(g)
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee (JG)
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock (JG)
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake (JG)
Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee (JG)
The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift (JG)
Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan (A)
The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer(s)
The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy (JG)
Life is a Trial: Judd Gement (JG)
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Options Trading: June Gold (JG)
Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers(A)
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens (JG)

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K
When Baseball Heros Strike Out: K. C. Atbatt
Nothing to Chirp About: K. D. Didd (JG)
How to Reply without Committing Yourself: K. G. Answer
Bigots of America: K. K. Kaye
How to Go Dutch on a Plane: K. L. Emm
Hot Stuff!: K. N. Pepper
I Coulda Been A Contender: K. O. Boxer (JG)
A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go: K. P. Dooty (JG)
Working in a Nursing Home: K. R. Giver
The Day All Heck Broke Loose: K. T. Bardedoor (JG)
Slip-Slidin' Away: K. Y. Jellee (JG)
The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat (JG)
Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd (JG)
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate (JG)
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion (JG)
Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport (JG)
A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt (JG)
Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt (JG)
Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn (A)
Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono (JG)
A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite(l)
Pressure Relief: Korsetsov(p)
No: Kurt Reply (JG)
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L
Southern California Pachyderms: L. A. Funt
The Terminator: L. B. Back
Tennis Consequences: L. Bow-Payne (C)
History of Borden's Dairy Products: L. C. DeCow (JG)
Illicit Sea Bird Activities: L. E. Gull
Who Ate All the Cookies?: L. F. Eyeno
If I Had The Chance: L. I. Wood (JG)
The Role of the Hit Man: L. M. Innate
Whose Face Can Launch 1000 Ships?: L. N. OTroy (JG)
New In Town?: L. O. Saylor (JG)
What Music Used to Be On: L. P. Record
The Last Frontier: L. S. Kah (JG)
I Don't Believe This!: L. U. Say
Anything on a Dare: L. Y. Nott (JG)
Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle (JG)
Honest Citizen: Laura Byder (A)
Crackdown: Lauren Order (JG)
Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate (JG)
Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
Tight Situation: Leah Tard (JG)
More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon (A)
You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette(b)
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker (JG)
The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor (JG)
Bad Investment: Les Riches(j)
James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens(s)
Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation(l)
Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard (JG)
Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand (JG)
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha (JG)
Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr (JG)
Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya (JG)
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore(n)
Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune
Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze (JG)
Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana (JG)
Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr (JG)
The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear (JG)
He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic (JG)
Danger!: Luke Out
Not So Hot: Luke Warm (JG)
Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum

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M
Now I'm in Business!: M. B. Yay
How to Address an Audience: M. C. Speaker
What's Up, Doc?: M. D. Degree (JG)
Great Television Shows: M. E. Awards (JG)
British Sports Cars: M. G. Auto
On Her Majesty's Secret Service: M. I. Five
Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
How to Become Famous: M. N. Ent (JG)
The Musical World of Walt Disney: M. O. Yewessee (JG)
Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps
Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pire (C)
They're Not Cows: M. R. Horses (JG)
How to Slow Down your Computer: M. S. Windoze
Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank
Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late (JG)
Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen(B)
You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup (JG)
Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni(p)
Round the World: Madge Ellen(7)
It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination (JG)
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate(1)
Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
Personal Best: Marco DeStinction (JG)
The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent (JG)
Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste (JG)
Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp (JG)
Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts (JG)
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants (JG)
Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
Nice Hotels: Mary Ott(i)
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore (JG)
Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez(t)
Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion(v)
Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish (JG)
Very Precise: Matt Iculous(A)
Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports (JG)
More for Your Money: Max Amize(3)
Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower (JG)
Continental Recipes :May O'Nez (C)
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
Computer Memories: Meg Abight(7)
It Won't Work!: Mel Function (JG)
Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama (A)
Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom(s)
Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright (JG)
Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed(j)
Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant (JG)
Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds(l)
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota (JG)
Long Walk: Miss D. Bus(j)
Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan (JG)
Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
The Porn Queen: Mona Lott (JG)
Gambling: Monty Carlos
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
No More Rifles!: Morgan Control (JG)
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn(b)
Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw (JG)
French Cars: Myra Neault(k)

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I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer
History of Professional Basketball: N. B. Yay (JG)
College Basketball in the South: N. C. State (JG)
The Hoosier State: N. D. Anna (JG)
I'm Not Choosy: N. E. Buddy (JG)
History of Professional Football: N. F. Ell (JG)
Medical Procedures: N. G. OGram (JG)
Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma(5)
Pain Killers: N. L. Gesic (JG)
Have Fun at the Hospital!: N. M. Uhh (JG)
Book Puns are a Nuisance: N. O. Ying (JG)
You're Welcome: N. Q. Verymuch
Everyone Needs a Gun!: N. R. Ray
Hypnotism: N. Tranced
Slam Dunk Champions: N. U. Face (JG)
The Grass Is Always Greener: N. V. Uss (JG)
Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett (JG)
American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay (JG)
The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation(l)
Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe (JG)
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen (JG)
It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
Dull Razor: Nick Shaving (JG)
Political Correctness: Noah Fence(s)
My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
The Great Flood: Noah Zark (JG)
I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee

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Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City (JG)
Bad Trips: O. D. Ondope
The Errant Sledgehammer: O. G. Datturts (JG)
The White Flag: O. I. Givupp (JG)
Better Than Concentrate: O. J. Squeezer (JG)
The Good Employee: O. K. Boss (JG)
I Dropped the Hammer: O. L. Myfoot
First Aid for Kids: O. O. Owie (JG)
Health Food Cereal: O. T. Brann
Slang from the Roaring Twenties: O. U. Kidd (JG)
You're Being Audited!: O. Y. Mee (JG)
Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory(l)
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch (JG)
Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah (JG)
Surprised!: Omar Gosh
The Empath: Ophelia Sadness (JG)
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven(l)
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor(l)
Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy (JG)
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
Money Management: Owen Cash(o)

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And Now the Following Announcements: P. A. System
Favourite Sandwiches: P. B. Enjam (JG)
Cheaper than IBM: P. C. Clone(l)
Do It Now!: P. D. Cue (JG)
Get In Shape!: P. E. Class (JG)
No Children Please!: P. G. Thirteen
We Solve Mysteries: P. I. Detective
Favorite Sleepwear: P. J. Bottoms (JG)
Light My Fire!: P. K. Power (PK=Pyrokinesis)
First Step to French Fries: P. L. Potatoes
How to Take Afternoon Naps: P. M. Snooze
Tickling the Ivories: P. N. Noe (JG)
The Urinalysis: P. P. Inacupp (JG)
Eccentrics I Have Known: P. Q. Lyirr (JG)
How to Deal with the Media: P. R. Department (JG)
Early History of the Beatles: P. S. Iluvya (JG)
Ships of the Navy: P. T. Bote (JG)
Encounter with a Skunk: P. U. Reek (JG)
What Makes Army People Sick: P. X. Food
Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
How to Read a Book: Paige Turner(n)
The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz (JG)
Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight(1)
What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent (JG)
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture (JG)
Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer
Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
Tug of War: Paul Hard
Maritime Rules: Paula See(i)
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg (JG)
The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin (JG)
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher(k)
Herbally Yours: Penny Royal(w)
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney (JG)
Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution (A)
The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz (JG)
Stop Harassing Me!: Percy Kueshun (JG)
Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal (JG)
Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika (JG)
The Bog: Pete Maas (JG)
In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott (JG)
Markings in the Sand: Peter Dragon
Slowly Fades: Peter Out(A)
Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia(l)
The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup (JG)
All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic
Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout (A)
Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn (JG)
Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
How to Cook a Steak: Porter House(n)
Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts(l)
Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid(A)
Why Software is Buggy: Q. A. Tester (JG)
Proof Positive!: Q. E. Dee (JG)
Carnival Prizes: Q. P. Doll
Fashion Models: Q. T. Pye (JG)
The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence (JG)
Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet

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Violate Me and Your Program Will Crash!: R. A. Bounds
Encyclopedia of Poisons: R. C. Nick (JG)
The Punny Book Title Collection 8-): R. D. Harhar
See You In Phoenix!: R. E. Zona (JG)
I Shot an Arrow In the Air: R. G. Rhee (JG)
Sorry, You're Not My Type: R. H. Factor
Covered Walkways: R. Kade(6)
Bring to the Grocer's: R. List(2)
It's All in the Wrist: R. M. Wrestle
I Killed Cock Robin!: R. S. T'Me (JG)
Where there are Hangings Every Day: R. T. Museum
Irish First Aid: R. U. O'Kaye(k)
Where to Get a Road Hog: R. V. Dealer
Junkyards of the World: R. X. Taken
Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance
How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway (JG)
Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley (JG)
Lawn Care: Ray King (JG)
Lewd Novels: Ray See (C)
How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs(k)
Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper(p)
Formal List: Reggie Stirr (A)
The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms (JG)
The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad (JG)
Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle
Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout(s)
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd (JG)
Deflections: Rick O'Shea(v):
Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw (JG)
Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke(l)
How to Succeed in School: Rita Book(n)
Armed Heists: Robin Banks
How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar(b)
Gone Fishing: Rod Annette(8)
Fish Story: Rod Enreel (JG)
Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco (JG)
Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo(r)
Go Away!: Ron Onhome (JG)
Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush (JG)
Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks (JG)
Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye (JG)
The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves (JG)
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout (JG)
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges (JG)
Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo (JG)

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Late Nights: S. A. Due
Where She Sells Sea Shells: S. C. Shore
Stories in the Future: S. F. Writer
Will You Marry Me?: S. I. Will
Whip Me into Shape: S. M. Kinky
We all Need This!: S. N. Shall
Compendium of Useless Tidbits: S. O. Terrick (JG)
Spies Like Us: S. P. O'Nage (JG)
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
You Tell Me the Answer!: S. Q. Question
Ginger vs. Mary Ann: You Decide!: S. S. Minnow (JG)
Your Guess is as Good as Mine: S. T. Mate
Living on the Land: S. Tate (C)
Great New York City Hotels: S. X. House (JG)
Ready...Set...: Sadie Word (JG)
Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
Get Out There!: Sally Forth
Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa
Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco (JG)
Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony(l)
I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting (JG)
Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate
Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach(B)
Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo (JG)
Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum (JG)
All Alone: Saul E. Terry
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties (JG)
How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free (JG)
Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard (JG)
Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier(v)
Tailoring: Serge Soote (JG)
Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms(l)
Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole (JG)
Full Moon: Seymour Buns
The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly(A)
Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts(l)
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike (JG)
Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe (JG)
Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis(l)
Circle Perimiter: Sir Cumference(h)
The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
Cough Medicine: Sir Upp (C)
Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu (JG)
Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion (JG)
Too Rough: Soren Redd (JG)
The Senior Prom: Spike Drink (JG)
Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman(z)
Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp (JG)
West Coast Universities: Stan Ford (JG)
Making Explosives: Stan Wellback(o)
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp (JG)
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope (JG)
Working on the Docks: Steve Door
Manana: Stew Layt (JG)
Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
The French Chef: Sue Flay (JG)
The Big Wave: Sue Nami(c)
April Fool!: Sue Prize
Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe(v)
Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane(a)
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks (JG)
It's Magic!: Sven Gali
Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War
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Why Must I Teach this Class?: T. A. Blues
That Nagging Cough: T. B. Carrier (JG)
Good Steak!: T. Bone(8)
Not Saved By The Bell!: T. K. Ohh (JG)
It Aids Recovery: T. L. See (JG)
Needed to Make the Hot Drinks: T. Leaf (A)
Explosive Beverages: T. N. Tee
Dwelling Places of Some Native Americans: T. P. Tent (JG)
Too Bad For You!: T. S. Sucker (JG)
Golfer's Caffeine Source: T. T. Hott (JG)
Quick and Hot: T. V. Dinner (JG)
Revealing Secrets: T. Zing (C)
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole (JG)
Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde (JG)
Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd (JG)
Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull(8)
Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki
You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth (JG)
Trial Law: Tess Temoni (JG)
Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture(l)
Who is She?: Thad Gurl (JG)
Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants(l)
What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul
Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval (JG)
It's Springtime!: Theresa Green (JG)
Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob
Falling Trees: Tim Burr
My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum (JG)
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued
Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk(a)
Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe(y)
Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk (JG)
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn (JG)
Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids(l)
Ah, Thor!: Ty Till(7)
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces (JG)
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Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
Mortal Enemies: U. I. Cantstand (JG)
London Bridge is Falling Down...: U. K. Tourist
I Win!: U. Lose
Talk Is Cheap: U. N. Envoy (JG)
Income Tax Time: U. O. Money
Believe it or Not: U. R. Kidding (JG)
What's Green, Yet Does Not Grow?: U. S. Dollar
Good for Nothing: U. Sless (A)
The Best of Elmer Fudd: U. U. Wabbit
Red in the Face: U. V. Index
Jokes for All Occasions: U. Y. Sky (JG)
War Injuries I Have Seen: V. A. Hospital (JG)
Embarrassing Infectious Diseases: V. D. Clinic (JG)
Hitler's Beaten: V. E. Daye (JG)
MacArthur's Triumph: V. J. Daye (JG)
Dinner that Mooves You: V. L. Scallopini
Compact Cars of the World: V. W. Bugg (JG)
You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way (A)
Winning the Race: Vic Tree
String Instruments: Viola Player
New Computer Games: Virgil Reality (JG)
Blowout!: Vlad Tire (JG)
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Web Browsing Made Easy: W. W. Dotcom (JG)
Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago (JG)
Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall(h)
Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger(3)
Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick
Downpour!: Wayne Dwops
Life in Chicago: Wendy City
That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat(A)
Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness (JG)
Just Say No: Will Power (JG)
Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp (A)
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast (JG)
Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago(b)
If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum(3)
Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works (JG)
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Be Your Best!: X. L. Lent (JG)
Rash Decisions I Have Made: X. M. Ah (JG)
Hot Under the Collar: X. O. Thermic (JG)
Hurry it Up!: X. P. Dite
The Healthy Way to Lose Weight: X. R. Size (JG)
Why Our Dumps are Filling Up: X. S. Waste
The Greatest Pleasure: X. T. See (JG)
Naughty Movies: X. X. Ecks
Secrets of Dermatology: X. Z. Mahh (JG)
Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before (A)
It's Unfair!: Y. Me
The Wit and Wisdom of Chico Marx: Y. A. Duck (JG)
Lose Weight Now: Y. B. Phatt
Make the Ceiling Higher!: Y. C. Stars
Beans for Breakfast: Y. I. Toot
I Didn't Do It!: Y. M. Eyehere
Trail Guide to Yellowstone Park: Y. O. Ming (JG)
Get Up, Lazybones: Y. R. Yewsleeping (JG)
The Sayings of Homer Simpson: Y. U. Liddle (JG)
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari(m)
Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
More Beard than Music: Z. Z. Topp
It was Him!: Zoe Didit(A)
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