Jane Smith started the day early having set her alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While her coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, she
shaved her legs with her electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). she put
on a blouse (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). She then decided to go on the her computer (MADE IN JAPAN) and was having problems with AOL, Jane picked up the telephone (MADE IN CHINA) and made her call. The America Online customer service agent was in (Auckland,New Zealand) and was transferred to the agents superviser in (New Delhi, Pakistan). Finally her issues were resolved and was transferred for her free gift to a consultant in (Ghana,West Africa) and put on hold til the approving agent came online from (Taiwan). After cooking her breakfast in her
new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), she sat down with her calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much she could spend today. After setting
her watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) she got in her
car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued her search for a good paying
AMERICAN car. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless
day, Jane decided to relax for a while. She put on her sandals (MADE IN
BRAZIL) poured herself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on
her TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why she can't find a
good paying job in.....AMERICA.