I am one of these so called "asinine" parents and find that your post is not only rude, but ridiculous. We don't rush our precious cargo, we tend to be extra careful with them. It's this thing called love, you see. There is no more fulfilling thing in the world than gazing at your child. While obviously you can't relate, you could at least refrain from the bashing. Let me guess, you have pets that are your "children". Now, that type of person is fairly amusing.

p.s. One day someone's "spoiled spawn" will be helping your survive in old age (as your "children" won't be able to do it) so have a little respect. If we were all like you, what would become of the world?